everytime I look away I realize there she goes...

tresmaritimus2 @ 2007-01-01T19:13:00

2007-01-02T00:25:18Z

SECTION 1 - YOU..
+ Known as: lauren, laur, murph, el
+ Birthday: may 26
+ Eye color: green
+ Hair Color: brown

SECTION 2 - HAVE YOU EVER...
+ Fallen off the bed?: yes.
+ Had your heart broken?: yes.
+ Had a dream come true?: yeah

SECTION 3 - CURRENTLY...
+ Wearing: yoga capris and a sweatshirt and my new reef fanning flip flops
+ Listening to: that damn vonage song
+ What should you really be doing?: probably something productive but its semester break.

SECTION 4 - DO YOU...
+ Have any piercings: two
+ Have any tattoos: i'm waiting on that
+ Drive: yes

SECTION 5 - LAST PERSON YOU...
+ Hugged: mike
+ IMed: heather
+ Talked with on the phone: my mom
+ Texted: kara

SECTION 6 - PERSONAL...
+ What do you want to be when you grow up?: a doctor
+ What comes first in your life?: me, and my career
+ What do you usually think about before you go to bed?: nothing...i make it my business to go to bed tired

SECTION 7- FAVORITES...
+ Movie: mmm casino royale was pretty sweet
+ Food: mom's cooking
+ Color: green

SECTION 8 - DO YOU...
+ Like to give hugs: yes
+ Like to walk in the rain: if its not super cold rain
+ Sleep on your side: on my back since the surgery
+ Have stuffed animals: yes.

SECTION 9- THIS OR THAT...
+ Pierced nose or tongue: neither
+ 7th Heaven or Dawson's Creek: dawson's creek when i was in high school, then it got lame
+ Chocolate or flowers: flowers, bright flowers, like the one KJ brought me in the hospital
+ Color or black-and-white photos: depends, but black and white is always more flattering
+ Stay up late or sleep in: chicken or the egg
+ Hot or cold: cold
+ Sun or moon: dusk, or dawn
+ Left or Right: right
+ 10 Acquaintances or one best friend: one best friend
+ Spring or Fall: spring
+ Happy or sad: happy
+ Wonder or amazement: amazement.

SECTION 10: FIRSTS...
First piercing/tattoo: ears
Concert: dave matthews band
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: hmmmmm, what was i like 13,or 14

SECTION 11:LAST...
Last time you cried: um... maybe a month ago
Last hug?: last night, after mike made me mad
Last kiss?: i gave my mom a kiss this morning when she came home from her trip

SECTION 12: CURRENT...
Current mood: lazy
Current food: i consumed pizza today
Current hair: french braid

SECTION 13: WHO...
1. Makes you smile?: my friends
2. Has seen you cry?: very few people

SECTION 14: WOULD YOU RATHER...
1. Be serious or be funny?: i'm always funny
2. Drink whole or skim milk?: skim.whole makes me wicked sick
3. Spend time with your parents or enemies?: parents

SECTION 15: DO YOU PREFER...
1. Do you prefer gray or black?: black
2. Lust or love?: love
3. Sunrise or sunset?: sunrise
4. M&M's or skittles?: m & m's the hard to find peanut butter kind

SECTION 16: ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
1. Do you like anyone?: not at the present time
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? i don't know
3. Do you miss someone right now?: my bridge friends since its semester break

One day I'm gonna rock so much...

2006-02-08T03:55:27Z

So fucking much... seriously.

Not to say that today isn't great and all...blah blah blah... I'm content with the direction of my life and all. I answer to no one, which for the first time in my life it might be the only time I've felt like that. I look back on the past 4 years since I left high school and realize how much I've learned.

But I've got even more left to do... I hit me today that in one year I apply to medical school... that scares the piss out of me...but I want it so badly, I can taste it. Like for real, before I used to talk about it, now its almost here. like whoa. plus that white coat is gonna look so sexy with my stethoscope in hand too... oh hells yeah.

is it wrong that i can't stand stupid people? like for real, i'll throw rocks at them... or textbooks...

i've completely lost my momentum for this entry.

as if i had anything worth mentioning at all...

yeah i'm totally shit canning this entry here.

tresmaritimus2 @ 2005-12-06T16:59:00

2005-12-06T21:59:47Z

when people show you who they are for the first time...believe them.

The only thing worth posting...

2005-10-07T21:40:32Z

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2005/10/07/police_find_naked_man_hanging_from_ceiling/

tresmaritimus2 @ 2005-08-16T23:12:00

2005-08-17T03:12:51Z

Oh do people suck...

guys with passive aggressive girlfriends suck.

tresmaritimus2 @ 2005-08-05T17:41:00

2005-08-05T21:41:21Z

HAPPY BIRTHDAY RITZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A post from 2 years ago...

2005-07-23T03:33:32Z

I got ahold of this on the 'net... loved it, thought it was funny and thought I would share.

College Student

I am a college student. I have a specific shower stall which I refer to as 'mine' and my feet will never touch the floor of it.
I am a college student. I try to rotate stalls in the bathroom so I can read all the material taped to the walls.

I am a MALE college student. I always have more than one condom on hand. Two in one nite? morning after? you never know.

I am a college student. I now fail to distinguish the difference in taste between water and beer.

I am a FEMALE college student. I own a sweater which resembles a bathrobe.

I am a college student. I didn't get my homework done cuz the kid I share a book with wasn't home last nite to get it to me.

I am a college student. Drunken scrawlings on my message board or late nite drunken IM's from friends across campus no longer perplex me.

I am a college student. Somebody keeps stealing my damn message board marker.

I am a college student. I pre-party in my room just so I will be drunk enough not to notice the sub-zero weather when I walk to the bar without a coat.

I am a college student. I pray for hotties in my classes so that I will have a reason to go to that class. i will, however, never talk to any of these hotties.

I am a college student. I can no longer remember what was cooked in those dirty dishes.

I am a college student. I have seen more than one party turn into a strip show.

I am a college student. My telephone number only has 4 digits.

I am a college student. I have spent nites on the floor because I couldn't get up the ladder to my bed.

I am a college student. I see no problem fitting 2 people in one twin size bed.

I am a MALE college student. I know that a gentleman would let her sleep next to the wall. (It's a long way to the floor.)

I am a college student. Answering machine messages are a thing to be celebrated.

I am a college student. I will cross busy streets just to pick up what might be a quarter.

I am a college student. I want a girl/boyfriend that disappears from 9pm-2am every friday and saturday nite, reappearing undressed in bed with me when I get home.

I am a college student. When I see movie trailers on TV, I say 'I can't wait to RENT that'

I am a college student. Going 'out to eat' no longer involves getting in a vehicle.

I am a college student. I don't know half of my professors' names.

I am a FEMALE college student. I use empty beer bottles for vases.

I am a college student. Christmas lights are a year-round decoration.

I am a college student. Laundry bags double as suitcases.

I am a college student. The 'clink' sound that my fridge door makes when it opens makes me very very happy.

I am a FEMALE college student. I have worn my huge fuzzy slippers to the cafeteria. at dinnertime.

I am a college student.....live in a 2 x 2 ft cinder blocked prison with no windows......my roommate has sex, with me in the room.

I am a college student.... I have gained 15 pounds or more since August, most of that is BudLight, my best friend.

I am a college student... I got more ass in the first two weeks of school than in my entire life combined...now I get less than ever. I do the "walk of shame"...leaving his/hers room at 7:00am in the same clothes I was wearing the night before.

I am a college student...I drink Beast from a keg and Busch Light from a can.I will walk in the cold, dark and snow for beer but refuse to go to class in the same weather.

I am a college student...If I am female, I wear a pea coat, black boot leg pants and platform shoes -and have been molested by more than one frat guy on the dance floor.

I am a college student...I have a 2.1 GPA. I have Mono, but don't sleep except during my classes.

I am a college student...I have forgot what privacy is. I never make my 8:00 am class.

I am a college student... I think coffee, cheetos, and Ramen Noodles as being a complete meal.

I am a college student...I forgot about the love-of-my-life-boyfriend/girlfriend at home, as soon as I stepped foot on campus.I go to bed at 2am and get up at 11 am everyday. I promise myself everyday that tomorrow I will get up and go to that class that I somehow keep sleeping through.

I am a college student...My computer is used for two purposes - AOL instant Messenger and MP3Napster. I have gotten in a fight with at least one person in my dorm and we hate each other now.

I am a college student... I think nothing of going to bed at 3:30am on Wacky Wednesday, Thirsty Thursday, Fucked up Friday, and getting up at 8:00am, still drunk, and going to class.

I am a COLLEGE STUDENT... The real lessons I've learned in life are not the pretty "friendship forever" ones. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that waiting till the last minute to study for finals...really is STUPID. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just real assholes. I've learned that it takes years to buildup and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more fucked up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down will be the ones who do.

you love the randomness...

2005-07-23T03:13:24Z

so no one will care.

but i totally love that quiznos baby.

you know the chubby one that sounds like a 40 year old trucker.

frackin' adorable.

I guess I'm in college long enough for the both of us.

2005-07-20T19:41:37Z

Stephie has always been a rowdy ass kicking type of girl.

the girl who you want at your back in a fight, especially when some other girl is trying to start shit, she'd run all over her right quick and in a hurry.

I don't think she's afraid of anything, or anyone.

She's been thinking about joining the military for, well, as long as I can remember. Even as a kid she was more obsessed with it than I was.

She's always been mechanically inclined, and sort of screw off to the "path" that all of us should take.

She's always been faster, bigger and smarter when it came to gut reflexes.

She went to the Army recruiter yesterday, Kane took her. She said he said to the SGT that "with the proper training she could be the one to really take someone out". Newsflash she could kick ass now let alone after they teach her to be lethal.

She made up her mind. She's enlisting. My baby sister, the soldier.

She graduates in less than a year.

She'll wear a uniform in less then a year.

She's going right out of school into the army.

Its weird to think of her like that, but I'm damn proud.

My kid sister, a soldier.

tresmaritimus2 @ 2005-07-14T22:03:00

2005-07-15T02:04:03Z

If I see ANOTHER fucking wedding announcement I will flip out and go postal man CRAZY!!!

Mid Vaca Post

2005-07-06T23:10:42Z

I met Jenn's Chad today. I was very impressed. He's a sweet kid, very amusing as well. You did good kid.

Vacation is going good. Long days at the beach with intermitten days at work...LIKE RIGHT NOW!!!

doing overall ok, all things considered.

planing on going away for the weekend soon, but am doubtful of those plans.

will continue update shjortly

tresmaritimus2 @ 2005-06-29T15:29:00

2005-06-29T19:30:19Z

i want to be on the amazing race...i need a team mate.

Ninety ways to keep your sanity as a nanny. part 1

2005-06-28T00:55:29Z

disclaimer... 99% of the time, its not the kids, just the people who raise them.

The Basics...

1. If Mummy calls him "sensitive" regard that as a spoiled brat who will throw tantrums, fits, and make your day all around more difficult.

2. If Mummy calls him "adorable" be ready for the ugliest child you've ever seen either physically or psychologically. A varitable piece of work.

3. If Mummy calls him "active" do yourself a favor and get ritalin from that kid in your dorm who's always selling it.

4. If Mummy calls him "sweet" it means they have an unhealthy attachment to mummy dearest and will regard you as the enemy; be prepared for war. A technique: lock all the doors and put the phones up high, he'll run out into the street or call 911.

5. If Mummy calls him "curious" know that he will barge in on you in the bathroom, changing, look up your pants, down your shirt, expose himself, prance around naked, and constantly have his hands in his drawers. They already know what it all is, they just want to know what you call it. Be prepared for impolite questions in public places.

6. If Mummy calls him "independent" know that he's either a: damn near deaf or b: thinks he's just better than you. This one may put you over the edge. You'll have to pull him off fences and other children. He'll soon learn there is one corner of the house that will become very special to him and him alone.

7. When Mummy says he has a "healthy self image" be prepared for the most arrogant little asshole you've ever seen. There is a red carpet and velvet rope under his little feet that you don't know about and don't care enough to find. Best way around this is to execute your routine like a POW camp, deny him food, water, tv and trips to the bathroom until he learns the chain of command; meaning you alone are at the top.

8. When Mummy says "its not that he's a bad kid" well that just means he is.

9. If Mummy calls him "Smart" it means he'll never stop spouting off knowledge, or he'll lock himself away like a mad scientist. If it is the latter, check for hazardous chemicals and then embrace the fact that you can watch hours of lifetime or the history channel.

10. If Mummy calls him "mischievous" it just means he likes to lie, don't put up with his shit.

Car Wreck three

2005-05-07T20:52:46Z

The fucking idiot who let flesh sucking fish go at his fingers... i mean he'll never has sex again, even with himself. Seriousl if i was the MD i'da been like look dude you gotta better chance with no hand of getting girls...

I mean did the fuckup not feel it.

I can't stop looking at this picture man, the cellular distruction is absolutely captivating... and the depression in his finger tips directly about the injury site means this fish had a 5 course meal...

Its ridiculous, for two days now.

HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE.

Car Wreck two....

2005-05-07T20:48:40Z

Lamprey mouth... it drills in and sucks out the flesh from the fish it preys on...

Its a car wreck you can't help but look at ...

2005-05-07T20:46:37Z

One of three cuz fucking putz photobucket is being a whore.

Cue fish...lamprey fish from great lakes, likes to feed on the bodily fluids of trout and salmon. big problem there. depopulation at its finest. can be huge up to 22 inches long...

Photobucket

2005-05-07T03:37:47Z

This is a test post from Photobucket.com

Ok Kiddies...

2005-04-17T02:04:45Z

Lets keep it real here for a minute...

A few months ago I got IM with a website anysoldier.com... you know its kinda like 'adopt-a-soldier' like some of us did as grade schoolers in the early nineties for the gulf... well anyways...

My mom, and me too. But I'm giving her all the credit, cuz she rocks major socks... has decided to "adopt" some soldiers of her own... five Army MPs in Baghdad... who live in tents and have for almost a year... and no camping trip could ever compare to this one kiddos... and put their lives on the line.

So... I'm asking all y'all who are up here with me to get a little something and bring it over and we'll send it along. Anything is workable. We don't need your help, so don't think I'm here begging, but yanno, patriotism is in short supply so put the political beliefs aside and spare 5 bucks for some jerky or something and help out 5 guys who live in tents for a year, and get shot at probably daily... and just to nail a tear jerking point home I'm posting a poem that is on their site.

A Simple Letter
A simple letter was written sending a quick hello
Pressed in a sliver of paper, the support she hoped to show
A simple civilian struggled to find words to say
What she held in her heart for those half a world away.
How do you express words to a woman or man
willing to lay their life down, bravely taking a stand?
She addressed it to any soldier and mailed it off that day
One stamp was all it took to get it on its way.

A simple letter was carried over water and dusty land
Finding its way to a camp nestled in the desert sand
It was given to a soldier who took its words to heart
He wrote a quick reply thanking her at the start
The soldier spoke of Army life, his commitment to his call
He shared about the desert, his fellow soldiers one and all
His words showed love for country, soaked deep in every phrase
A true and brave Crusader serving proudly, a soldier always

A simple letter came to her, his message in return
The character of a soldier, she would come to learn
Through his words she understood what drove this soldier on
Duty, Honor, Country, the promise in freedom's dawn
With every word, she realized the oath that he had made
Ensuring liberty for her family, a simple prayer was prayed
"Lord, keep the soldier safe and under Your loving care
Give him wisdom, strength, and keep him constantly aware."

A simple letter connecting two in worlds apart
A better understanding, he would on her impart
The ones who wear the uniform, a flag upon their sleeve
Noble and courageous, together victory they will achieve
Our country's finest, serving so proudly and so brave
Each one a different purpose giving hope to all they save
A simple girl who wrote those words at the very start
Will never forget the soldiers who are precious to her heart.

Meredith Weipert, March 30, 2005

tresmaritimus2 @ 2005-04-02T22:45:00

2005-04-03T03:45:46Z

1. Reply with your name and I will write something about you.
2. I will then
tell you what song/BAND reminds me of you.
3. Next, I will tell you who you
remind me of, celebrity/animated or otherwise.
4. Last, I will try to name a
single word that best describes you.
5. Put this in your journal.

tresmaritimus2 @ 2005-03-31T16:57:00

2005-03-31T21:58:27Z

my sister left me tonight. i am officially alone.

what will i do.

i don't even have the motivation to make dinner.

what will i eat?

shall i watch boondock saints again?

maybe something else?

je ne sais pas

Paybacks a bitch Ellie... a real big bitch...

2005-03-21T03:09:04Z

What is your full name: Lauren Elizabeth Murphy

1.What color pants are you wearing? Grey sweatpants

2. What are you listening to right now? the white noise of tv

3. What's the last thing you ate? an apple

4. Who is your current crush? not applicable

5. Do you wish on stars? yes, yes I do.

6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? Green

7. How is the weather right now? Dark, Night, I don't think that there are any stars.

8. Last person you talked to on the phone? my sister

9. Do you like the person who sent you this? i stole this from Ellie, because yeah she's all right but I love to steal this shit to ruin people's friends pages

10. How are you today? good, i got to sleep in

11. Favorite drink? OJ, and Cranberry Juice

13. Favorite sport? Baseball

14. Hair color? Red, but a carker version

15. Eye color? green

16. Do you wear contacts? yes

17. Siblings? steph 17

18. Favorite months? may, july, march, december

19. Favorite food? hocolate grahams

20. Last movie you watched? ladder 49

21. Favorite day of the year? may 26th...

22. What do you do to vent anger? drive, run, push ups, enact violence on something inanimate

23. What was your favorite toy as a child? care bear

24. Drink or smoke? Both :-X (not religiously or anything)

25. Hugs or Kisses? both

26. Chocolate or Vanilla? vanilla

30. Living arrangements? Room at my parents house.

31. When was the last time you cried? before i was on the rag... yeah for pms

32. What is under your bed? nothing

33. Who is a friend you had the longest: Heather... hell yeah for the 10 year... wait I think I've know Ellie almost as long

34. What did you do last night?worked and passed out as soon as i got home

35. Favorite smells? coco chanel, and burbery

36. What inspires you? life, i guess

37. What scares you? snakes, spiders, things I have no control over

38. Plain, Buttered or Salted Popcorn? plain

39. Favorite car? the JEEP!!!

40. Favorite flower? White, and Rose Lilies

41. Number of keys on your key ring? Jeep key, Volvo key, 2 house keys.

42. Can you juggle? no

43. Favorite day of the week? Fridays, with the HAZ and moll

44. What did you do on your last birthday? nothing really... sad... nothing.

LAST
PERSON WHO:
-Slept in your bed: me...but on NEW sheets

-Saw you cry:no one.

-Made you cry: HAHA... we're not gonna talk about the fact that I read an article in the paper and cried like a little bitch... damn those hormones

-You went to the movies with: Hailey wait no...Mum

-You went to the mall with: Jenn

-Sent you an email: Stephanie

HAVE YOU EVER...:

-Said "I Love You" and meant it?: yes

-Gotten in a fight with your pet: yes

-Been to California: yes

-Been to Hawaii: no

-Been to Mexico: no

-Been to China: no

-Been to Canada: yes

-Danced naked: not recently...what the fuck...what do you do with that...sacrifice a kittie?

-Dreamed something really crazy and then it happened the next day?:um yeah.

-Wish you were the opposite sex: every time I have to pee and I'm on a road trip

-Had an imaginary friend: yes man, Sarah

-Do you have a crush on someone: no matter how many times you ask the question the answer is still no.

-What book are you reading now: memoirs of cleopatra

-Worst feeling in the world: hrmm, i don't want to think about that one.

-Future son's name: Kevin... I <3 that name.

-Do you sleep with a stuffed animal: Scout...the hangover-relief bear...and my pink carebear from babyhood

-Favorite sport to watch: the BOSOX mofos...

-Location: the cape.

-College plans: on hiatus..

-Piercings/tattoos: I want a tat....

-Boyfriend/Girlfriend: accepting applications for boyfriend... but there is a very low acceptance rate...its easy getting into harvard.

EXTRA STUFF:

-Do you do drugs: no, i would never wait what... hold up... thats none of your damn business

-Do you drink: yes

-Who is your best friend: Hell yeah for Heather.

-What are you most scared of: i don't really know... just not knowing I guess

-What clothes do you sleep in: boxers and a tee shirt

-Where do you want to get married: ideally at an inn on the beach

-Been in Love: I think I have actually. But I've been told you know it when it happens.

-Do you drive: yes ma'am

-Do you have a job: yeah I'm a badass nanny.

-Do you like being around people: yeah, if they aren't stupid

-Are you for world peace: yeah, just like i'm for all the other pipe dreams out there.

STUFF:

-Have you ever liked someone you had no chance with: yeah dude, its called all of high school

-Have you ever cried over something someone of the opposite sex did: sure I am still a girl

-Do you have a "type" of person you always go after: um.. yea i think they fall into that catagory "assbag"... DITTO ELLIE... diiiiiittttoooo... but seriously I have a type. every girl does, and if she says she doesn't she's lying.

-Are you lonely right now: no

-Song thats stuck in your head: London, 3 doors down

-Do you want to get married: yes

-Do you want kids: yes

FAVORITES:

-Room in house: my room and the sitting room

-Type(s) of music: a lil bit of everything.

-Band(s): throw out a name and I'll give you a reason

-Color: green

IN THE LAST 72 HOURS, HAVE YOU...:

-Cried: no

-Bought something: NEW POLO SHEETS!!!

-Gotten sick: no

-Sang: just now.

-Wanted to tell someone you loved them: yeah, sure

-Met someone new: nope

-Missed someone: yes ma'am

-Hugged someone: yup

-Kissed someone: yes

Can I get a wow...

2005-03-06T00:55:11Z

Thirteen random things you like:
1. my bed "where all the magic happens"
2 my dog
3. my mom "yup she's a milf"
4. Hazmat "I don't need a stool, i slither on the potty"
5. Scout "without the PTSD"
6. COLLI "she's just the shit dude"
7. a fat bank account
8. cheap tuition
9. OLIVIA...cuz she's right here
10. mint chapstick
11. BMWs
12. Other fast cars with gangsta music (wink wink)
13. SOCO, AND KOOLAID "John go sleep with my sister, you know you wanna... shh, Kane just go back to sleep"

Twelve movies:
1. CONSTANTINE "You're fucked Jon"
2. Bourne Identity " I don't know who I am"
3. Finding Nemo "GUYS YOU MADE ME INK"
4. Bourne Supremacy "Pam, you look like you need a vacation"
5. Eddie Izzard "babies on spikes"
6. Dogma "Do it, do it again and I'll fucking spank you!"
7. We don't live here anymore "you're fucking your best friend's wife; and he's fucking yours"
8. Shark Tale "eat the fish. but dad i'm a vegetarian"
9. Spiderman " with great power comes great responsibility"
10. Riddick "convert or die"
11. Jackass "dude I do dumb shit all the time, I don't get paid for it"
12. Requiem for a Dream "whoa"

Eleven good bands or singers/musicians:
1. Breaking Benjamin
2. Three Doors Down
3. A perfect Cicle
4. the killers
5. eagles
6. the beatles
7. three days grace
8. earshot
9. linkin park
10. staind
11. bob marley, bitches

Ten things about you, physically:
1. Curly hair
2. red hair
3. green eyes
4. tall
5. bad vision
6. pretty but beware the personality doesn't match
7. wears contacts
8. has freckles... not on face howeve
9. pale skinned..i.e i tend to burn before i tan
10. expansive wingspan... "who does that shit"

Eight favorite drinks:
1. water
2. kool aid "reppin' the kool aid, you might be black now"
3. root bear
4. smirnoff
5. cranberry juice
6. cider
7. coors light
8. ginger ale

Seven things you wear daily:
1. mousse
2. chapstick
3. shirt
4. bra
5. deodorant
6. underwear
7. jeans

Six things that annoy you:
1. stealing "support the troops" ribbons
2. insipid profiles...those ones where you are just like come on shut the fuck up kissy kissy
3. dumb, desperate girls/sluts
4. assholes
5. potty training
6. people that criticize the military... its a job, do you have one? Oh that's right they're dying to protect your right to whine, bitch, piss and moan; think about that next time you throw back a beer and hop on your soap box... Ass.

Five favorite foods:
1. black raspberry ice cream
2. orange chicken
3. stir fry
4. dried pineapple
5. chocolate croissants

Four shows you watch:
1. JAG
2. Law and Order SVU
3. Golden Girls "that's the shit right there"
4. Family Guy

Three celebrities you have a crush on:
1. Johnny Knoxville "he's such a sexy man; you can act like it, but can you look like it"
2. HARM... totally go ho for that
3. Matt Damon ... reppin' for bean town
(Can I just add Jason Varitek to that list... my hero)

Two things you come in contact with everyday:
1. baby shit and huggies
2. hot water

One song you like right now:
1. "passive" by A Perfect Circle

GILBERT GRAPE'S MOM STRIKES AGAIN!!!

2005-02-23T20:21:51Z

CRAZY BITCH WROTE BACK....

From: Karen <karen@wethree.us>

To: Lauren Murphy <youboughtit@gmail.com>

Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:37:36 -0800

Subject: Re: Your Amazon listing

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I'm an Amazon pro seller.
I'll be happy to leave you to your business, if inaccurracy doesn't bother you. It sure bothers me, though. And one
day you're going to piss off someone who didn't read your description (they do that a lot), and think they're
getting something new, because that's where you listed it.

THANKS KAREN... I WASN'T ALREADY AWARE OF THE FACT THAT YOU HAD A GIANT STICK IN YOUR ASS... WELL TAKE IT OUT AND SWALLOW IT. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR OTHER PEOPLES STUPIDITY, BUT I DO NOTE IN ALL MY LISTINGS THAT EVERYTHING IS USED AND NON-RETURNABLE. SO WHY DON'T YOU ACTUALLY SELL SOMETHING ON AMAZON, OR TRY ROLLING WITH THE BIG BOYS ON EBAY, AND STOP GETTING PISSY BECAUSE SOMEONE UNDERSOLD YOU. GIVE ME A BREAK, FIND SOMETHING TO LIST OR SHUT THE FUCK UP... MY GOD WOMAN....

My adventures on Amazon...why I don't work in retail...

2005-02-23T03:32:29Z

From: Karen <karen@wethree.us>

To: youboughtit@gmail.com

Date: Sat, 12 Feb 2005 21:19:21 -0800

Subject: Your Amazon listing

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Hi,

Are you aware that you've listed at least one used title under the NEW heading? The one in particular that I
noticed was "Savage Garden", but you should probably double-check all your listings.

Sincerely,
Karen

THEN MY RESPONSE:

From: Lauren Murphy <youboughtit@gmail.com>

Reply-To: Lauren Murphy <youboughtit@gmail.com>

To: Karen <karen@wethree.us>

Date: Sun, 13 Feb 2005 18:49:10 -0500

Subject: Re: Your Amazon listing

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Thank You Karen.

Sincerely
Lauren

SEE I KEPT IT POLITE... BUT NO, THE WOMAN WHO MUST BE GRAFTED TO HER COUCH BECAUSE SHE SPENDS ALL DAY CHECKING AMAZON LISTINGS STRIKES AGAIN... JUST DAYS LATER!!

From: Karen <karen@wethree.us>

To: youboughtit@gmail.com

Date: Fri, 18 Feb 2005 13:26:11 -0800

Subject: Re: Your Amazon listing

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Hi again,

Another used title listed under new: Creed: Human Clay.

K.

NOTE HER SUBJECT LINE "RE:" MEANING SHE KEPT THIS SHIT IN HER FUCKING MAILBOX SO SHE COULD VISIT ME AGAIN AFTER SHE'S HARRASSED ME TO SEE IF I'VE BACKED DOWN AND TAKEN HER ORDERS... FUCKING EAT A DOUBLE CHEESEBURGER YOU CRAZY BITCH... GET A JOB, HAVE SOME KIDS...SCRATCH THAT YOUR KIND DON'T NEED TO BREED. SO I LOSE IT, I DON'T HAVE MUCH PATIENCE, AND I'M GIVE IT TO HER STRAIGHT... HERE'S HOPEFULLY MY LAST EMAIL TO SWEET DARLING "K"

From: Lauren Murphy <youboughtit@gmail.com>

Reply-To: Lauren Murphy <youboughtit@gmail.com>

To: Karen <karen@wethree.us>

Date: Tue, 22 Feb 2005 22:22:28 -0500

Subject: Re: Your Amazon listing

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Dear Karen,

While I appreciate that you might just be an Amazon good samaritan, I
can't help but wonder why you keep commenting on my listings. Is there
something specific you are looking for? or are you just bored? To be
completely honest, its a bit creepy.

thanks
L

tresmaritimus2 @ 2004-12-08T23:20:00

2004-12-09T04:21:16Z

1 motherfucking final day. then i am outta here!